Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Kingston Pen.
Your company bowling league team puts you on waivers.
Your secretary tells you the RCMP are on line 1, W5 is on line 2.
You see the tour boat owner running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.
You see your desk is out in the hall
The SWAT trucks pull into your driveway
The pest exterminator runs out screaming to the truck and leaves
The telemarketer has to do a credit check - apologizes for not taking your order
You have experienced all of these
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